I forgot mention that I went to the Dream Mall in Taiwan. Yes, there is such a place, the Dream Mall. I immediately saw little cherubs handing out glossy shopping bags and free-gifts-with-purchases while basking in that glowing, golden light. I’m pretty sure Brad Pitt would follow me around and tell me which jeans my ass looked fabulous in, and there’s a chocolate and wine restaurant where everything is calorie/ fat free. Can you hear the “aaaaahhhhh” chorus?
Only I found this, and it still hurts my head. (more…)
